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About Ass Platinum? I was dissapointed when i found out live journal doesn't already have the scoop on that hardcore m-fer automatically filled in. The only way i can come close to describing this cat is, imagine: mixing a Stealth Ninja with Dolemite. Palms of his hands are stained green from handling so many hundred dollar bills, shit, if they were to make a million dollar bill, it would be platinum and have a picture of his ass on it. The back side of his hand is red, from smacking so many HO ASS PERPATRATORS! One time a dude called him santa hands because his shit was looking like christmas all red and green. I guess he took the fool to a cheeto factory and we have never seen him again. That IS SOME FUNK SHIT RIGHT THERE YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU TAKE ANOTHER BITE INTO THAT ANAL SACK CHEESE FLAVOR MORSEL. So anyways, growing up in compton is no easy task. Plat's however did not grow up in Compton, his origins are unknown, i am assuming a palace with a platinum elevator in it (p-diddy tried stealing that shit, but he can't even afford the platinum like A.P. can). Plats loves the women, but not as much as he loves taking a shit off their roof into their momma's bedroom. Leave some messages for him and he might get back to your ass. In the meantime roll out that red carpet if you see this fool in your city.

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